For Those of Us Who Hate Math: Online Calculators

There comes a time in everyone's life in which, sitting in a stuffy, windowless math class you ask the question, "WHEN WILL I EVER USE THIS!?!" This question can only be answered up until half-way through algebra. If a grade-schooler asks you "when will I ever use long division in my life?" you can tell them when the day comes that you must share three waffles equally with two people...then...you will know. A sufficient and accurate answer. However, after you have stuggled through geometry, and are plodding on through college math...there is no answer to this age-old question because now your answers have imaginary numbers in them and the first seventeen letters of the alphabet!

So, as a veteran of awful math experiences, I have written this to give all of those poor souls still suffering through math courses a little ray of sunshine. Online calculators. These go beyond the basic 2+2 functions of a handheld calculator. These calculators can take (x-4) and expand it into the 57th term at the click of a mouse, or calculate standard deviation and z-scores with a tap of a key! So save your brain cells and realize that for math haters everywhere...there...is....hope!